Two of the locals from the neighboring public housing estate came over.

Deborah purposefully invited them over so should could make fun of them.

They were both about 19, stoned, rough as guts and not all-together unattractive.

"A bit of local colour, how nice" Deb announced on their arrival.

"Got any pot?" one of them asked.

"Nah" she replied

The bong was sitting on the table with smoke still coming out of it, next to it was a bowl of pot.

One of them looked straight at the bong.

Deborah stayed silent. She was being a cunt and could barely contain my laughter.

"Just a couple of bongs. C'mon we can give you some money"

"Alright. You have to go out the back to smoke it. There's kids in the house y'know" She said.

She turned around to me and winked. Nobody had to go outside to smoke at Deborah's house, not even when the kids where in the same room.

She showed them were to smoke and came back to the lounge.

"A bit of local colour to ease an otherwise boring night" she said.
"God your a bitch Deborah"
"DO you know what Cam, the tall one, just said to me?"
"What?"
"Is that your boyfriend"
"About me?"
"Yep. He said he's not going to come over if my boyfriend is here"
"He clearly doesnt realise im gay"
"I said u werent. He was happy. Fucking simpletons"
"Have you fucked him or something"
"Yeah, one night. He wouldnt go home, so I just said yeah ok here u go. He was hung like a fucking horse. Y'know how retards and shit have really big dicks. Well this fucking retard had a really big dick"
"Was he good or just hung?"
"He was just hung. He just did the standard in/out, in/out shit and then came all over my tits"
"Fucking hell Deborah"
"Yeah I went, 'come on my tits, come all over me Im a sliut' and blew like a madman. I only said it to get it over and done with"
"Have u ever just said something weird like 'I shit myself this morning when I was eating cereal'?"
"No. Ive got a standard set of lines that can make men come 'I like liking pussy', 'Im a dirty fucking whoare' and 'fuck me so hard with your big dirty cock'"

The years of prostitution and fucking ex-cons clearly seemed to have earnt Debra a few skills.